Friday, August 27, 2004
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whats black before you use it, red when its in use, and white when ur done with it?
charcoal.
if a black house is made of charcoal, a red house of brick, a brown house of mud, whats a green house made of?
glass.
hows it possible that a lady shoots a man, hangs him up, places him underwater for more than 5 minutes, and is still able to go out with him moments later?
shes a photographer.
lets say ur freezing and on the verge of dying from the cold. youve a matchstick, and theres a fireplace, a candle, and an oil lamp. which would you light first?
the matchstick.
why are lame jokes lame?
cuz theyre told by lame pple.
a gun has a range of 1m. hows it that a hunter can use that gun to kill a bird 100m away?
the gun's 99m long.
whats brown, usually around 15cm in length, and is sticky?
a stick.
how dyou confuse a maht (malay ah beng.? short form for ahmad.)?
put him in a spherical room and ask him go relac one corner.
why cant you get to people's park from outram park?
cuz theres no linkin park.
what dyou call a gingerbreadman with an injured leg?
limp bizkit.
etched at 8:52 PM